The Third Policeman

The Third Policeman

Flann O'Brien / Aug 20, 2019

The Third Policeman The Third Policeman is Flann O Brien s brilliantly dark comic novel about the nature of time death and existence Told by a narrator who has committed a botched robbery and brutal murder the novel f

  • Title: The Third Policeman
  • Author: Flann O'Brien
  • ISBN: 9780007247172
  • Page: 319
  • Format: Paperback
  • The Third Policeman is Flann O Brien s brilliantly dark comic novel about the nature of time, death, and existence Told by a narrator who has committed a botched robbery and brutal murder, the novel follows him and his adventures in a two dimensional police station where, through the theories of the scientist philosopher de Selby, he is introduced to Atomic Theory and iThe Third Policeman is Flann O Brien s brilliantly dark comic novel about the nature of time, death, and existence Told by a narrator who has committed a botched robbery and brutal murder, the novel follows him and his adventures in a two dimensional police station where, through the theories of the scientist philosopher de Selby, he is introduced to Atomic Theory and its relation to bicycles, the existence of eternity which turns out to be just down the road , and de Selby s view that the earth is not round but sausage shaped With the help of his newly found soul named Joe, he grapples with the riddles andcontradictions that three eccentric policeman present to him.The last of O Brien s novels to be published, The Third Policeman joins O Brien s other fiction At Swim Two Birds, The Poor Mouth, The Hard Life, The Best of Myles, The Dalkey Archive to ensure his place, along with James Joyce and Samuel Beckett, as one of Ireland s great comic geniuses.

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      • Flann O'Brien

        Pseudonym of Brian Nuall in, also known as Brian O Nolan.His English novels appeared under the name of Flann O Brien, while his great Irish novel and his newspaper column which appeared from 1940 to 1966 were signed Myles na gCopaleen or Myles na Gopaleen the second being a phonetic rendering of the first One of twelve brothers and sisters, he was born in 1911 in Strabane, County Tyrone, into an Irish speaking family His father had learned Irish while a young man during the Gaelic revival the son was later to mock O Brien s childhood has been described as happy, though somewhat insular, as the language spoken at home was not that spoken by their neighbours The Irish language had long been in decline, and Strabane was not in an Irish speaking part of the country The family moved frequently during O Brien s childhood, finally settling in Dublin in 1925 Four years later O Brien took up study in University College Dublin.Flann O Brien is considered a major figure in twentieth century Irish literature Flann O Brien novels have attracted a wide following for their bizarre humour and Modernist metafiction.The caf and shop of Cult rlann McAdam Fiaich culturlann , at the heart of the Belfast Gaeltacht Quarter, is named An Ceathr P il The Fourth Policeman , as a play on words of the title of O Brien s book The Third Policeman.


    1. This review has been removed by the Conformity Police According to our legal advisers, the review matches the forbidden category of ‘non-review’ in all relevant aspects and has therefore been placed in review detention. The definition of a 'non-review' is one that is not in conformity, i. e. departs from the accepted form in some legal or moral manner. For a guide to conformity, see Footnote 1.'Non-reviews' interfere with their books in what we consider to be highly suspect ways. They lift t [...]

    2. If you ever want to find out what it's like being the only sober person in a room full of professors telling each other jokes in Latin and heffing and hawing and pulling each others' beards, here's a good place to start.Otherwise not.

    3. "It Might be the Supreme Pancake"Flann O’Brien finished this novel in 1940, but it wasn’t published until 1967, the year after he died of cancer.It must have broken his heart that it was initially rejected for publication. It’s arguable that it was finally released at a far more appreciative time. However, this is little comfort if you're dead, and what we readers have missed out on is the type of fiction he would have written had it been accepted.Flann O’Brien ranks with great wordsmith [...]

    4. Ο Τρίτος Αστυφύλακας είναι ένα πολύ ιδιόμορφο και περίεργο βιβλίο που όμως μετά tο τέλος του μου άφησε ένα χαμόγελο ικανοποίησης και ένα αίσθημα θαυμασμού για τον συγγραφέα. Ο Ο’ Μπράιν παίρνει μια απλή ιστορία και φτιάχνει ένα καφκικό φανταστικό ταξίδι γεμάτο από εικόνες [...]

    5. The Third Policeman is a fantastic work of imaginative fictional wonder that by the end somehow manages to become a bit exasperating in all its fantastic imaginative wonderfulness. Each chapter by itself is a kind of magical and mind-bending set piece illustrating baffling physical and metaphysical conundrums, paradoxes, absurdities, and improbabilities, but this is perhaps a situation where the pieces are greater than the whole (a standout example is MacCruiskeen’s ever-diminutive reproductio [...]

    6. The Last Laugh - Joseph O'Neil - ow/cK0t304wzGN No sabía cuál era mi nombre, no recordaba quién era. No estaba seguro de dónde venía ni qué era lo que tenía que hacer en esa habitación. —El color de una persona —respondió lentamente— es el color del viento que prevalece en el instante de su nacimiento. —¿La vida? Muchos hombres se han pasado cien años tratando de determinar sus dimensiones, y cuando por fin uno ha llegado a comprender algo y ha abrigado cierta perspectiva en s [...]

    7. "Joe had been explaining things in the meantime. He said it was again the beginning of the unfinished, the re-discovery of the familiar, the re-experience of the already suffered, the fresh-forgetting of the unremembered. Hell goes round and round. In shape it is circular and by nature it is interminable, repetitive and very nearly unbearable." - O'Brien (omitted from the published novel)Hell is other people's bicycles.After finishing Flann O'Brien's dark masterpiece of absurdity, I wanted to ja [...]

    8. 4.5/5ABANDON HOPE OF (COMPLETELY) AVOIDING SCIENCE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HEREInsanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.-Rita Mae BrownThe phrase practically screams common sense, does it not? And yet endurance, perseverance, and stubborn tenacity are all valued qualities in the face of a seemingly unobtainable goal. Personally, what immediately comes to mind are the trials and tribulations of scientists in countless laboratories scattered across the globe. [...]

    9. It was as if the daylight had changed with unnatural suddenness, as if the temperature of the evening had altered greatly in an instant or as if the air had become twice as rare or twice as dense as it had been in the winking of an eye; perhaps all of these and other things happened together for all my senses were bewildered all at once and could give me no explanation.Flann O'Brien's The Third Policeman continuously defied my expectations. Before reading, I had no preconceived notions about it, [...]

    10. Before I begin, let me warn you. ***DO NOT READ THE INTRODUCTION UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE READ THE NOVEL** I made the mistake of reading the intro first, and that intro contains a spoiler. It gave away the entire premise of the novel. So I feel like I was gyped a bit here. That being said, even tho I read the novel knowing the outcome, it didnt ruin the story for me at all. TTP is hung up on de Selby (who is this dude?) some of his theories. Here are a few that really interested me: He felt that roa [...]

    11. Did you ever mount a bicycle from the right?. . . is a question posed in this novel. And I have to confess, thinking about that, that I never have. But I am a small sample size and, I must confess, not a rider of bicycles. Then again, I am a frequent user of an elliptical machine, and I have only mounted that from the left. I have fallen off it both left and right but that is a different matter.I tried this book a long time ago and I didn't make it to the question of bicycle-mounting. But that w [...]

    12. ‘Tis an odd little book, this one, with elements of the supernatural mixed with wry observations and assorted bits of absurdity. It was written by Irishman Brian O’Nolan under the pen name Flann O’Brien back in 1940, but wasn’t published until after his death in 1967. Since I’ve never read anything like it, I don’t quite know how to compare it. If pressed, though, I’d say it’s like James Joyce for the lilt, Camus for the angst, and Lewis Carroll for the false logic. The most enjo [...]

    13. An extended adult version of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Surreal yet endearing characters. Sharp witty dialogues. Entirely different worlds. The only difference between the two novels is that the world here (rural Ireland) is dark and at times creepy unlike the bright and colorful world of Alice.Do you remember the structure of an atom?An atom is composed of a nucleus with the positively charged protons and the electronically neutral neutrons. Around the nucleus are the neg [...]

    14. It's hotter than hell here and my thoughts are circling down the drain. Before they finally disappear leaving only a few scattered bits of dried out reasoning and some crumbs of logic, let me tell you this about the book:It has a murder in it, right at the beginning, and you'll know who did it right away, so it's a murder-non-mystery.It has policemen in it — at least three, otherwise the book's title wouldn't make much sense, would it? — and the policemen are basically pursuing the theft of [...]

    15. When he was unable to find a publisher for this, his second novel, Flann O'Brien famously stashed the manuscript away in a drawer and told his friends that it had been lost. Some commentators actually think that he was scared of what he had been written, that something about it upset his meek Catholic soul. I don't know about that, but the book's undoubtedly disquieting. The novel sometimes feels like the clanking boiler room behind the scenes of another, less nonsensical novel, and takes place [...]

    16. Después de acabar de leer ‘El Tercer Policía’, sólo puedo decir que se trata de una absoluta obra maestra. El viaje al que te arrastra Flann O’Brien es de los más imaginativos, alucinantes e irreales que he leído jamás. ¡Hilarante, delirante, sorprendente! Aún no entiendo cómo no había leído nada de este escritor irlandés. Estas mismas sensaciones de estar leyendo una historia que te sorprende en cada página, es comparable a la que tuve hace años con la lectura de otra magní [...]

    17. Bizarrely good. An aura of strangeness tinged the first few pages, and then it intensified, and then there was a surreal tumble down the rabbit hole into a very curious world. A place where "e trees were active where they stood." You need to "use your internal imagination". Descriptions and events and expounded philosophies sort of made a weak and tenuous sense. The edge of sense. Until you realise it was making no sense at all and you were lost again. But then another promising thread of logic [...]

    18. Anyone who has read and enjoyed The Third Policeman will be devastated to learn of its initial rejection, and that after its rejection the author claimed the manuscript was "lost", and that it would have remained "lost" had it not been discovered after the author's death and published posthumously.I, for one, was devastated devastated, but not surprised - given the novel's outlandish story, falling somewhere on the border between the Surreal and Absurd. Indeed, The Third Policeman was written af [...]

    19. What Does A Genuinely Avant-Garde Novel Look Like?Everyone has a theory about this novel. There are at least five commonly cited explanations:1. Flann O'Brien is the forgotten postmodernist, the one who didn't leave Ireland. The "Third Policeman" is one of the last books Joyce read, and by implication it's is a kind of Doppelgaenger to "Finnegans Wake." The book's play with language and its reflexivity about the novel form is somehow parallel to Joyce's.2. O'Brien was an alcoholic, and this book [...]

    20. 50 pages in thus far, read it on the flight back from Ireland. Amazing so far, real unique and mindbending and subtly lyrical. ASTB was as grand as all that, this is supposed to be (possibly) even better. Here's hoping the brilliant start keeps up*** Now I'm at pg.87 (significant for a barely over 200 page tome) and it's still sneakily, uniquely, obliquely brilliant.Cool kids know that Flann O'Brien is one of the finest underrated (Irish) writers of the 20th Century and that At Swim-Two-Birds is [...]

    21. Note: This review was written on September 9th 2007. I was young and extremely ill-read, so indulgence is required.A Footnote to GeniusIn the presence of literary giants, it can be impossible to hold one’s own. Often this is because most of them are long gone, and few would have the time for piffling fools such as me anyway, brandishing their flaccid members and asking for a furtive chug. Forgive the vulgar start. See, a few months back I locked myself in a room with The Third Policeman and cr [...]

    22. I really wanted to like this book. I didn't like this book.Things I did like:* The writing. O'Brien was a wordsmith. In the abstract, all of his sentences please, and some astound.* Bicycle sex. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that the narrator got it on with a bicycle. The bicycle was the aggressor.* IEDs! This is before there were IEDs, mind you.Things I didn't like:* How horrible the book was.* How long it took me to work my way through the book.* The number of times I wished I was read [...]

    23. It would be easy to dismiss bits of this as sheer exercise in absurdism, which O'Brien's stature as a comic writer might tend to suggest. But there's also his relation to Joyce in Irish literature, the feeling that O'Brien writes science fiction with the imagination of a more erudite Philip K. Dick, the Locus Solus-like wonder and bafflement, and an almost Lovecraftian sense of the obscurely ominous. Really it's this incredible terror or the infinite and unknowable (which actually has a perfect [...]

    24. On the internet, there's a certain sense of humor, coupled with a certain writing style and a certain aesthetic, that most commonly goes by the name "lolrandom." As in "LOL, random!" A classic example is this memetic block of text:hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my [...]

    25. Fantastic, hilarious, and more than a little unnerving: a metaphysical nightmare adorned with loopy, comic flights of fancy. Fans of Lewis Carroll, Samuel Beckett and/or Monty Python (and maybe even Borges) should especially enjoy this. Highly recommended to those who prefer their humor strange and deranged, with a large serving of the surreal and a dash of the macabre.

    26. Interesting read? Mostly. Equally frustrating and slow? Indeed. Through most of this book I kept thinking: would I rather be reading something more um, well something more? It does finish strong and overall was worth reading. However, I'm not sure it exceeds in any one department, be it humor, surrealism, imagery, or cynical footnotes of academia. I found it creative, but not altogether satisfying. This quote from the book sums it up fairly well: "The distance we walked in this country I do not [...]

    27. "'Your talk,' I said, 'is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.'"I can easily say that this and The Unbearable Lightness of Being are my two favorite novels for 2017. A common thread between the two is the highbrow philosophical overtone. Both narrators in both works evoke an aesthetic narrative proficiency coupled with a philosophical lore that I just couldn't resist. In The Unbearable Lightness, the overall tone is existential, serious and foreboding. In Th [...]

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