Survival Tips for Lunatics

Survival Tips for Lunatics

Shandana Minhas / Sep 15, 2019

Survival Tips for Lunatics To save the most important things in the world you have to first find out what they are Tip No Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS Changez Tip No

  • Title: Survival Tips for Lunatics
  • Author: Shandana Minhas
  • ISBN: 9789350098295
  • Page: 149
  • Format: Paperback
  • To save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are Tip No 1 Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start, ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS Changez, 12 Tip No 2 Think constable in the lunatic police Timmy, 9 Tip No 3 Think capuchin monkey brained snotasaurus A mud volcano Tip No 4 Yes, it can erupt A snippy sparrowTo save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are Tip No 1 Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start, ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS Changez, 12 Tip No 2 Think constable in the lunatic police Timmy, 9 Tip No 3 Think capuchin monkey brained snotasaurus A mud volcano Tip No 4 Yes, it can erupt A snippy sparrow Tip No 5 Small is BIG Saw toothed crocs Tip No 6 The animals, not the shoes The last Ursus thibetanus gedrosianus Tip No 7 Think large, furry and walking towards you A herd of hyper herbivorous Baluchitheria Tip No 8 Don t think RUN One poetic Markhor Tip No 9 Yup, get the earplugs A Protoliterodragon Tip No 10 It may go from bad to verse Vegetarian Velociraptors Tip No 11 Be glad you are not green And as alwaysAssorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues Tip No 12 Think the most dangerous animal on the planet Got the idea Here s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening If you are a clever Smartosapiens Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round

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    About "Shandana Minhas"

      • Shandana Minhas

        Shandana Minhas, born on 26th October 1975 in Karachi, is an award winning Pakistani writer Her first novel, Tunnel Vision , a first person meditation on life as a woman in a man s world In a coma, reduced to the sum of my biological function, I was the perfect woman Pretty Pliant Docile Accepting was published in 2007 and shortlisted for the Commonwealth Writers Prize It was later translated into Italian as Pakistan Graffiti Her second novel, Survival Tips for Lunatics , was published in 2014 A bitingly funny adventure in which a bickering couple accidentally leaves their two sons behind on a camping trip in Pakistan s turbulent Balochistan province, it became the first children s book to win a general fiction prize in the region, taking the Karachi Literature Festival fiction prize in 2015 Her third novel Daddy s Boy an amorality tale was published in 2016 by 4th Estate Mohammed Hanif called it heartbreaking and hilarious Ms Minhas has also written for stage, screen and opinion pages Her short fiction has appeared in literary magazines, and been adapted for cinema She is a college dropout, and a mother of three She still lives in Karachi where she co founded, in 2016, the indie press Mongrel Books facebook Shandana Min mongrelbooks.pub


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    1. Delightful. This is a children's book on the surface, but appropriate for 'adults' who have a sense of fun and are willing to follow Minhas on her crazy journey. Some great characters in this book (including, but not limited to, a bear, a velociraptor and a sparrow). The plot is simple (two children get left behind on a camping trip and have to get back to their parents, via Baluchistan and a Pakistani military border post/facility on Afghan soil) but the adventures are many. Strongly recommende [...]


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